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November 28 Tic TacIt's been another while since my last sensitive bullshit. It's not like I got nothing to say --- which as a matter of fact I do have a lot, It's just I don't wanna talk about it. I mean people have the right to keep silence right? Time is still rolling on its way, and without thinking about it, it's been a year now. A year of what?! Well, not exactly want to talk about it. Anyway, things around me have changed a lot from one aspect, while basically changed nothing from another. Christmas is knocking the door now, couple weeks later this semester's gonna be over, just like that. It's snowing outside and I am sitting in the library and trying to stuff all of those corporate responsibility bullshit as many as I could. Got a presentation couple hours later, and one final about four hours away from me. Thus, even I really have a lot of sensitive bullshit in my mind, I just too busy to find a way to let them out. Maybe, another time, next time. Maybe, another place, different people. Maybe, who knows?! Anyway, only for your consideration, I am out of the game now and I'll be OK. And why I post those bullshit in English? I don't know...it's just when I use English to express myself, I could think in another pattern. November 22 Hitman有首歌怎么唱来着?烂就一个字?我只说一次? 游戏改编的电影,历来口碑不怎么样。自从“伟大的”Uwe Boll开始拿几款经典的动作游戏开涮后,游戏改编=烂片的价值观就开始家喻户晓。相对而言,Doom和生化系列还是不错的,至少没有死亡之屋和吸血莱恩一样烂到让人退场...而这部Hitman,原自游戏代号杀手47,则是处在一个介于烂与不烂之间的位置... 今天是首映,其实我早应该知道,在北美,如果一部电影首映放在周三而不是周五,那这部片子不是小制作就是票房期望值不高...果不出所料,故事太俗套,剧情太单薄,场面不够大,明星不够多,主角不够狠(你可是杀手不是什么cute boy),女主角身材不够hot(看你喜欢什么类型)...总之,平庸到一无是处。 剧情我都懒得讲了,先用3分钟非常模糊的用几个镜头讲述了和游戏里面一样的杀手成长史,无非于修道院长大,光头,从小受严格训练,脑袋后面有条形码(真想看看用超市那个checking扫描一下出来以后是什么东西...),穿西服打领带,双枪带消声器,等等等等...然后就讲了刺杀俄国总统阿,被人反算计阿,被英国特工追捕啊,和自己人拼日本刀阿,保护靓妹啊,拒绝和靓妹打炮阿(-_-),反算计别人阿,发现自我阿...这么说吧,就是游戏原来的情节+007+波恩的身份,但是却没有这三个故事里面的任何一个精彩... 亮点...恩 1.四公里外狙杀爆头~ 2.一人手刃四个和他一样的光头杀手,当然他赢了,47 is the best~ 3.一人干掉16个俄国的swat...47 is the best...另外俄国特工穿的都像铁甲威龙?! 4.把美女塞到后车厢里...里面还有一具男人的尸体.... 5.美女好不容易坐到车里了,但是唠叨不停...47说了句你再唠叨我还把你塞后车厢里面去...美女立刻成淑女了... 6.美女是punk打扮得...这个其实考虑得很不周到...因为这部戏里面美女哭泣的戏不少,看上挺硬气一女生动不动就哭...然后涂的那个黑眼圈哟...呵呵,不防水...后果...可想而知 7.开的车是最新的双门敞篷奥迪 8.美女(此处被屏蔽)露点1分钟(模特型身材,小腰小胸小屁股),台下老外看到这个镜头后很搞笑,说“nice”的,说“that's what I am paying for”的... 9.为了向美女展示自己超人的记忆力,和美女说“你没穿内裤”... 10.美女要和47打炮,他用麻药麻倒了美女,拒绝了床戏... 11.主演俄国总统的弟弟的人,是lost里面Desmond Hume的饰演者Henry Ian Cusick,俄国口音装的很好,死得很惨 12.主演俄国特工头子尤里的人,是pb里面大家喜爱的t-bag,俄国口音装的相当好,没死,不过被47“电锯惊魂”了一把 13.主演英国特工的,是去年很火的一部美剧“Heist”(偷天盗影)里面盗贼头子的Dougray Scott,真可惜这片子就一季就完了... 14.主演47的...很不合适的一个人,一个其实看上去一点杀气也没有的cute boy,Timothy Olyphant...他演过什么?请看the girl next door(邻家女孩)里面的badass kelly....对!就是穿皮衣棱子头那个sb 15.片尾出现俄罗斯mi-24武装直升机,又名“雌鹿”,狂扫修道院塔楼,然后47在里面...毫发未伤...算大场面了 16.片子最后太恶心了,在俄国特工死伤无数,英国特工费尽周折后,47终于被捉住了,然后在美国cia的帮助下消失得无影无踪...恶心...美国人哟 17.这片子里面47打出的子弹,8/10都爆头,杀手就是职业阿... 18.片子导演,Xavier Gens,法国人,这是他导演的第2部长片。之前他还导演过两个10几分钟的短片和一集电视剧 19.片子投资7000万美元...是的!7000万美元是现在好莱坞a级片的门槛,谢谢 我在imdb上给了5/10,比前几天看得beowulf烂太多,beowulf已经上升到7/10了...比saw4都要烂...倒霉自己晚上9点才下课就跑到电影院看首映,然后失望而归... 然后今天看异型vs铁血2的预告片,期望值不高 另外还有一个根据marvel漫画改编的ironman,铁甲人?呵呵,预告片做的很好了,不过要明年5月才上,到时候回家放假了...现在漫画改编的片子还算可以 此外,明年2月15号,一个牛b片子,Jumper,预告片牛,太牛了,我对这个片子期望值比较高... 然后争取这周末把the mist看了,恐怖片...然后下个月先看the golden compass,魔幻大作~再然后就是期待已久的来自威尔.史密斯的I am Legend啦!12月14号,今年我最期待的片子之一 睡觉了,都12点了...日阿,明天上午的课... 原帖来自于网易社区:http://club.163.com/viewArticleByWWW.m?boardId=worldmovie&articleId=worldmovie_116664f09e7172c_0 November 18 Beowulf昨天是首映,可惜人跑到卡尔加利去拿新护照,所以没来得及。今天晚上刚才才去看的,人还真不少 |
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