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June 30 SOME URBAN DICTIONARYTHE MEANING OF UNFUCKABLE 1. unfuckable EX: EX: EX:
Ex2: yo man that routine i ran on that girl was UNFUCKABLE, it works every time. Ex3: i pimped that bitch like no otha...unfuckable! EX: PAUL IS TOTALLY UNFUCKABLE! June 28 KNOCK KNOCKOK FOLKS, I know there are not too many visitors drop by my space.
Be frankly, I don't really give a shit.
It's simply your call to come to my little Eden and it has no effect on my passion to carry on my writing here.
Anyway, I just found that I start to don't give a shit about basically everything around me and I know that's bad, pretty bad.
Approximately another week later counting from today, I will be on that should-be-cursed fuckin flight directly heads back to Canada, which will painfully waste 13 full hours of my precious life. Oh yeah, I will leave my sweet home and exile myself to that fuckin awful freezing giant god-got-no-fuckin-clue land, again. God damn it! I just hate to keeping doing that...ah...or maybe I just hate myself.
On the other hand, it's been a wonderful spring/summer break for me. The two months vacation is pretty good. Well it's not that kind of good but I guess I've had my moment that I've broken my record on condom usage, booze consumption and cigarette expenditure. Bravo! Bravo! And for those fancy high-class restaurants I've been to, I will never forget about you guys and how you sons of bitches raped my credit card. And I am glad to find out I am in love again and thank you very much my beloved lady, you just make my day. And I've discovered myself a little bit of more from one way or another that I might have a clue regarding what I'm gonna do with the rest of my miserable life. Unfortunately, this will be my last summer break in my entire life, and that sucks!
Graduation is knocking the door which means on one hand something awesome will happen while on the other hand something suck also will occur. Within half year or eight to ten months, I will finish my academic life and throw my ass to another pile of fire--- job! I don't really have a clue about what's gonna happen to me when I graduated, but I pretty much know what I want when finally I escape from the tower of ivory. Oh yeah, just throw me those big dollar and drown me with those green paper to death! I know it's a little bit of corny that life is all about money. Somehow, nobody deny the truth that without cash, life means shit.
Anyway, I am still that unhappy dude who will never find a way to break from my self-bulit little pessimism cage. But I've found the spark of life, and this world. I will continue my thorny journey and I will not stop my pace until somebody shoot me or stab me to death. On the other hand, I still wanna die young --- it just got no point to chain yourself to a sickish body with full of dying dreams within your head, right? So suck it up and make your call. You just can't have everything.
June 14 狗日的北方论坛我让你和谐我的发言
那我就在自己得blog里说10遍!
全世界收费公路14万公里 10万公里在中国 ---为什么呢?
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
就是因为,中国政府管理不当,税收制度不合理,法制系统不完善造成的!
说实话都你妈不让说?!对,这叫有特色的社会主义?焚书坑儒啊?!
没有言论自由,就要自己争取言论自由,你他妈的不真刀真枪的把我毙了,我就要一直说实话说下去!
别逼人,人都是一逼就成刘邦了!
狗日的! June 05 中国式牛B事件首先,牛B这个词,也就咱中国人用。这还是很值得“骄傲”的。全世界这么多国家,除了咱们,没有一家使用这个词,更没有人使用这个词来形容一个人行为或心理上的“惊天伟业”。所以,可见,牛B必然是中国式的,中国人也是很爱牛B的。
其实,说到牛B,就不能不说说它的最常见用法:吹牛B。 吹牛B这个词本身,就已经相当惊为天人了。 从字面上解释,吹牛B,就是找只母牛,然后吹它的B。 这件事,难度极大,绝对要抱着必死的决心,不然是做不出的。 而且步骤及多,可谓跋山涉水,艰难万千。 首先,得找的找牛吧! 老的少的男的女的,骑自行车、电动车也好,开小车、大车也罢,甚至坦克飞机也行, 您先得把牛找到,这年头,牛本身就不是很好找的。 然后,还得区分出公牛母牛,这个到还好办,看大小,看脾气,看有没有奶子,还是比较好掌握的。 再然后,您得凑近了,冒着被公牛顶死被母牛踢死的风险,靠近母牛的身后。 再然后,您还得有点基本的生理学解剖学知识,不能肛门/阴户不分,不然您就成吹牛屁眼了。 找到了牛B,好了,您还得顶着冲鼻的尿骚味和屎臭味,把嘴贴到公牛们天天最想的那块世外桃源,最后,才是开始吹… 这期间,您还得盯着点,别让牛的主人看见,就说这世道神经病250越来越多,吹牛B这种事情,还是很能让人惊讶并作出比较激烈的反应的…
我们中国人,平时的日常生活中,对牛B的事,基本上有自己的一套规则。 而这套规则中规定,要想牛B,你就得做别人不敢做的,想别人不敢想的,够别人喝一壶的也就够你喝一口,别人吃不了兜着走的您全当饭后甜点!只能有这样的决心,勇气,意志,能力,您才能成功的跨入牛B的大家庭。
比如,您妹妹让大傻给强奸了。您报警抓大傻,这不叫牛B。 而您如果选择,自己的妹妹在被人糟蹋了以后,跑到当事人家把他家所有的女眷都给蹂躏了,那您这叫牛B。 又比如,您爸爸让二傻给捅死了。您报警抓二傻,这也不叫牛B。 而您如果选择,自己的爸爸在让人窟窿了以后,跑到当事人家把他家祖孙三代都给咔嚓了, 那您这叫牛B。 再比如,您媳妇和三傻偷情。您知道以后,和您媳妇闹离婚,这也不叫牛B。 而您如果选择,自己的老婆在自愿的让别人操了以后,跑到当事人家用正经手段把对方的老妈搞上床而做了他爹,那您这叫牛B。
前几日,本人亲历了一起发生在身边的中国式牛B事件。至今久久不能忘怀。其中滋味,还请各位客官自行品尝。其实本人也不能算是当事人,完全是旁观者的角度而已,只是因为距离自己比较近,所以颇有感触而已。文章其中必有小说式的修饰夸张与虚构,但基本剧情确为真实事件。
这个事情就发生在敝人自己住的小区里。鄙人这个小区,100%的人都有车。其中不乏有两辆/三辆的主。小区分别墅/洋房两种设置。别墅业主每家两个车位。洋房业主每家一个车位。如再需更多的车位,就要采用买或租的形式来获得。而无论哪种手段,其价格均不菲。
大概1周前,本小区,a君,开车回家。他就属于住洋房,却有两辆车的人。但是至今只有一个车位。于是,a君就近把自己的车泊在了别人的位置上,然后甩手走人。转日下楼发现,自己的车被人恶意挂伤,留下了刻骨铭心的伤痕…于是a君仰天长啸“吹牛B啊!”
于是乎,于当日,a君请朋友走关系,调集大型车辆多辆,其中不乏擎天柱之流,将小区几个出口堵厕所一样的堵死,给当日所有出入小区的各路好汉带来相当的麻烦与不便,而这期间,各路英雄不得不发出了同样的感叹,“吹牛B啊!!!”
两位牛B高手激烈对决后,在警察叔叔和物业保安的协调下,本场吹牛B比赛最终以1:1告终,两位高手各自在自己拿手的领域独领风骚,名扬天下。并约定时间再战。而其间,其他各路英雄,也有被此次吹牛B事件“大为感动”之趋势,均摩拳擦掌,希望下次的牛B大赛能有自己展现手脚的地方。不少人发出了“不就是吹牛B么”的呐喊,回家卧薪尝胆,待时机成熟,以展壮志。
故事到此告一段落,如有后续另行通知。 |
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